KiwiCommando

Fifteen minutes ago...and by all that is holy, I am not kidding, something screeched inside my apartment.  All I could think of was "What the hell?" as I looked for any possible reason why my apartment could be angry. And then it hits me.  The whole building is screeching and flashing, and I realize that the noise was the fire alarm.  I also remember that this building is full of college students.  After cursing and grabbing my coat, I come out of my apartment to find that there is indeed a fire...or at least there was.  Some bimbo from apt 911 downstairs set a grease fire from trying to fry french fries. OH MY BLOODY GOD. I stand outside

10/01/09 And with the introduction of the fabulous month of October, (no sarcasm intended) we are plagued with rain, cold winds and bad weather.  Not to mention my drought of good luck and excess of bad continues to plague me relentlessly. It was all going good until I found out the test in Archaeology was the upcoming tuesday, and I had somehow managed to be working during the question and answer period for the exam, hosted by the teacher's assistant. Then there was the actual drive to work.  I left for work 45 minutes early.  FOURTY FIVE MINUTES early when I was TEN MINUTES AWAY.  Four minutes into the drive, I hit traffic, only then to

In fact, I have not actually read my horoscope for today...but if I had read it, I'm sure it would read something like this: Karma's a bitch, and you'll find out first hand today.  You've been lucky in the past, but today will not be your day.  Unfortunately, you will hurt yourself and everyone who in your path, not to mention your high probability of breaking lots and lots of furniture and a variety of other objects.  Don't worry though, your depression will lift when you cynically laugh at the pain and destruction you've caused yourself and others.  Your day will be sunny with a slight chill, so make sure your favorite sweatshirt is washed